Your nose smells the outside of your body when you inhale, but it doesn’t smell the inside of your body when you exhale. If this is true, no wonder those ancient computers are called “dinosaurs.” 9. A 10 year old computer functions about as well as a 70 year old human. It’s said that 1 year equals 7 dog years. What about flying fish then? Do they just ascend to heaven? 8. So if a person eats a donut, then there’s a donut inside your inner donut, according to this logic. Food never really goes in you it just touches the walls of your inner-donut until you absorb the nutrients. Really humans are just like giant donuts with arms and legs. Since your body doesn’t completely close it off. There is an uninterrupted tube going from your mouth to your anus. Sooner or later, the major spy agencies of the world will probably have to get rid of James Bond for revealing trade secrets. If James Bond is the most famous spy, doesn’t that make him the worst spy? ( x) Who need immortal vampire stories when you can have one about an immortal rock? 5. A pet rock is a great pet, until you realized its essentially immortal, and you have damned it to an eternity of watching loved ones die. Imagining the action of “biting down” will never be the same.
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